For Worse: Now I know how Greg and Michelle met. As Greg puts it in the course of making the case that Michelle would not suffer in silence if she were upset with him,
I met her at a party freshman year, she was reaming out my roommate for putting the plastic from a six-pack in the trash without cutting through all the little rings first. You know, to keep it from strangling wildlife. She was pretty graphic about the strangling. The Avenging Angel of Baby Ducks. If she had a problem, she would definitely tell me.